I like to treat my spam email as a kind of fortune cookie or magic tea leaves. It's an easy game to play, just open up your spam folder and read the message headers (or senders) in order. Go with the flow and all will be revealed.
Behold, today's prediction. As you can see, it is a step by step instruction set that, if followed would soon see me divorced. Perhaps these tea leaves are yours?
I swear, all I did was crop the image. One doesn't change the order of the spam tea leaves lest you mess with the Order of the Universe.
Take Your Pick
Charm Them With a Dozen Roses
Vicodin ES $4.40
I like where this is going! :)
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You have four unread messages from ladies.
Hmmm... what does this mean?
Posted by: LittleOddMe | 11/01/2010 at 08:08 PM
Mine are all pill offers. In another life, I'm an addict.
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Posted by: Dan | 11/02/2010 at 08:44 AM