It would be wrong to post now. There is simply no time for it.

No, I tell you. I can't.
I have such a long list, have you seen my list?
Look at it!
It's just nuts.
And it all has to get done by next Friday.

Yes, I know, that would be an interesting story to tell. I could write about that thing that just happened this morning. Or that thing that happened the other day, that's still fresh enough to share. I should just go ahead and write about it, while I can still remember the details, 'cause you know how I am, I forget everything.

But there are events to prepare for and trips to the airport to make.
And beds to make.
And snack to make.
And children to fetch.

Oh shit!
CHILDREN TO FETCH!