The definition of perfect = me

I'm not a fan of memes. I rarely participate in blog memes anymore and I believe there is a special place in hell for Facebook memes (two rungs up the fiery ladder from MySpace memes). But this meme worked out so marvelously that I'm going to post the Urban Dictionary defintion of my name:

"Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen. If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen."

 

And just in case you think this was some kind of fluke, or that I wrote it myself, here is definition number six:

"The most amazing, awesome, cool, incredible, fabulous being in the world. ever (:

there are no examples of karen as she is simply too amazing for comparison. heehee."

 

The list goes on with many more definitions but the first page totally nails it. And while the first definition is my favorite, number two tells a story I'm a little more familiar with:

 

"It started off as a blog post and now it's a definition. But Karen is the most wonderful girl around and she is equally as awesome and gorgeous. Karen told me to make this entry..." (bold emphasis mine)

 

It wasn't actually this Karen that told him to make the entry, but based on the other Karens I've met, it's par for the Karen course. We've been known to be a bit bossy - in the nicest possible way of course - and only for your own good. 

 

Don't bother to read the rest of the definitions. They use words like "devil, biggest jerk, rude, obnoxious, unaware, insensitive, annoying and self-absorbed." I've never even met most of those (friendless, humorless and wart-plagued) people.

 

All of my life I thought I wanted a nickname, something more interesting than plain ol' Karen, only to discover that, according to my most favorite dictionary ever, my name actually rocks.

 

Take that American Heritage, you've never had a single nice thing to say about me.

 

 

Comments

[Deborah]

[this is good] You lucked out with "Karen" - I found under "Deb" this gem:A cougar of a woman. Deb has a very high
opinion of herself and will be sure to share that opinion with everyone
who is willing to listen. In fact, even if you are not willing to
listen, her greatness will be presented to you with a long string of
repetitive statements.
You: Hey Deb, how's life?Deb: My life is
wonderful, because I have a very positive outlook on it. I love the
sun, I love the rain. That's the kind of person I am. I am a positive
happy easy go lucky kind of a person. I act with integrity and respect,
because I believe that what comes around goes around......
You: (yawn) - snore

[Grumpy Geek]

Any ideas where this meme came from? Did somebody punk Urban Dictionary? My entry boasts of general awesomeness and sexual prowess (*blush*) and, if you take these at face value, is dated back to 2005.

[karen]

Technically you are a cougar, but the rest of this is just plain wrong. It's like what someone would have written if they were writing the opposite definition of you.

[karen]

Clearly your entry is much more of a fortune cookie than Deb's. So glad to seethat someone has publicly recognized your talents. ;-)

[Spivita]

Apparently Janis Joplin ruined for the rest of us. My name is associated with drug-addled, sex-addicted, rock and roll insanity. Clearly not something I'll be attaching to my Linked-In profile any time soon.

[Kapolnek Family]

Works for me:
"A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women."
ha ha