I confess I am not a donut aficionado. I mean, I like them just fine, but I like the powdered sugar donuts you can buy at the gas station just as much as any I have found at high-end donut shops. The only exception to this were these donuts we used to get when I was 11. They were handmade by a family in New Jersey farm country - don't laugh there really is a lot of farming out there - and these donuts tasted sweet like apples. They were called apple cider donuts and they were divine.
But I digress.
Today I bought donuts for my team meeting as a way of saying "I'm sorry for holding an all-hands meeting on a Monday morning. Here have a donut." The only donut shop close to my office is the legendary Krispy Kreme .
Until today I had never eaten a Krispy Kreme donut. It was on my list of things to do (not very high, but on the list nonetheless) and since today is also my gym day and I can work off, as penance, anything bad I eat (no I'm not Catholic, but I have a periodic need for absolution), I decided that today would be the day.
I have heard that the best possible way to "experience" a Krispy Kreme donut is to get it fresh off the line so it's hot. I bought two dozen for my team and one hot-off-the-line donut for me.
I ate the warm, glazed donut right there in the store, expecting something to happen, I really don't know what. The beginning of a new craving perhaps, or at least a sense of satisfaction worthy of all the hype. There was nothing wrong with the donut, but neither was there anything particularly special about it. It was certainly not the orgasmically decadent feeling I had been led by others to believe would follow. (mmm, Ok, this last part may be a slight exaggeration of my expectations.)
What a let down. Am I missing something?